whats a polygalesbian?
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
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you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
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I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.