Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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