You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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