well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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