So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
