THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
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A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
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My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
He shit in the fireplace
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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