singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
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