you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
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It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
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Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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