so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
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Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
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All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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