Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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