windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i think i have herpe
just one?
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
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we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
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And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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