I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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