about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
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since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
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Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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