i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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