Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
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I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
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which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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