He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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