Plan B is the new Plan A
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
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Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
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Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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