that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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