Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
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its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
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She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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