Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
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I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
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Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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