Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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