You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
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