Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
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I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
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You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
When are your genitals available?
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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