Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
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So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
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When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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