and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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