Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
I need to align my fucking chakras
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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