Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
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