dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Its about making memories worth repressing
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
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theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
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Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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