You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
