White coat. Heels.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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