I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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