I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
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