D3 body, D1 cock
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
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She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
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I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
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