I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
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I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
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He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
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