Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Randomize