believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
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If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
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Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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