can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
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