chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
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WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
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I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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