she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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