You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
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you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
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But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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