Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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