wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
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We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
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So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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