:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
