I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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