She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
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the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
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They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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