So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
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i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
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Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
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