i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
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there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
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I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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