so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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