You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
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please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
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You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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