Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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