oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
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triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
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If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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