Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
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