Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
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this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
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I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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