how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
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She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
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Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
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