Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
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I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
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She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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