Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
You took a bar mat shot.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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