i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
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Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
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The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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